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"It's important for [the United Nations'] words to mean what they say, andas we head into the 21st century, Mark, when it comes to our security, wereally don't need anybody's permission."—Bush, during a press conference in 2003 (in the 21st century) Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George Bush Discusses Iraq inNational Press Conference," March 6, 2003
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"My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt."
— Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice. (1982)
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#153 The speed limit in NYC was 8 mph in 1895.
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is so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an Afro!
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Q: What do you call the blonde corpse in your attic?
A: 1995 hide-and-seek champion!
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feline710
(10.17.2000 5:11:42 PM EST)
that cartoon was offensive and should be taken off the site immediatlyoh my god my virgin eyes!
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oooooooh!
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Anonymous Goofball
(10.09.2000 10:31:57 AM EST)
It's amazing what today's high quality scanners can come up with. (Sarcasm)
Hint: Scan the cartoon as grayscale (not full-color) and don't use "super-duper high compression/Super-shitty low quality".
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mmhmm.
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uncleslam
(10.09.2000 0:46:50 AM EST)
okay. maybe if that was funny, i wouldn't tell you how much it actally isn't. I printed it out and wiped my butt with it.
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Cracking up
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punanimuncher
(10.08.2000 12:52:39 PM EST)
Oh my sides are splitting at how funny that was. You yanks should try getting a sense of humour. Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts.
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Wait...
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started by
SquirlMaster
(10.08.2000 0:38:06 AM EST)
Sorry about that, this is crapDIGITY SHWAG !!!!!!
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Bravo!!
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started by
SquirlMaster
(10.08.2000 0:35:41 AM EST)
This is comic genius at work!!!!!!DIGITY SHWAG !!!!!!
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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Emus have double-plumed feathers, and they lay emerald/forest green eggs.
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