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oh no
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bigjohn2
(05.04.2003 8:36:47 PM EST)
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hehee
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started by
oxbrain
(04.24.2001 1:11:44 AM EST)
she just want's a lock of hair, really, thats all she wants...
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that's not funny
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started by
six729
(12.28.2000 10:52:31 AM EST)
that sh*t's just wrong! child molesters!
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(06.26.2000 10:37:33 PM EST)
that joke is gay
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