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The Pool Guy
By: sleepwalker2000 Published: 01/23/2005

We don't own a pool and the neighbor just doesn't do it for me.
Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

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she (0 replies)
started by bigjohn2
(01.23.2005 8:52:00 PM EST)
wants a little muff diving

maybe (0 replies)
started by simonsez
(01.23.2005 11:10:52 AM EST)

she should call the pizza guy if she can find him

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If'n that pool man was the Critic (0 replies)
started by thegrandpatron
(01.23.2005 10:10:06 AM EST)

he'd say, "No thanks man I quit all tobacco products a couple of years ago."

Goddamnit SW (2 replies)
started by thecritic
(01.23.2005 6:04:12 AM EST)

You'll pay for that remark..

Now look what you've done... TJ is gonna have a stroke down there..

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Hahahahahaha!! (0 replies)
started by tjshere
(01.23.2005 0:14:32 AM EST)

LMAO @ SW's neighbor remark!!

What's the matter, Sleepwalker, canes don't turn you on? Hahahahahahaha!
my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

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