"It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge). I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is." -George W. Bush, at a White House Press conference, March 29, 2001
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"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart
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#11 Flamingos are pink because they eat shrimp.
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... is so fat, Her blood type is Ragu.
One Liners
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email? A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals".
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