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BUSH: "First of all, Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciseis de Septiembre, and ..." MATTHEWS: "What's that in English?" BUSH: "Fifteenth of September." (Dieciseis de Septiembre = Sept. 16)-Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000
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"It's basically the same, just darker."
— Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons (1991)
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Snapple Facts |
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#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
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is so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
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Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
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Casino Joke |
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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In Bavaria, beer isn't considered an alcoholic drink but rather a staple food.
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