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LMAO@TJand Roger
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started by
kweenbee
(10.30.2002 0:16:15 AM EST)
And can't add a thing after you guys are finished.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
Wishful Thinking
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started by
thegrandpatron
(10.29.2002 7:24:02 AM EST)
What we 'desire' and what we 'get' are very seldom not even related, let alone the same thing.
She looks so good
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started by
tjshere
(10.29.2002 1:56:28 AM EST)
She'll have guys in the Post Office shooting all over the place.
Oh wait, they do that anyway.
I'm trying to look at things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
Desired?
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started by
roger
(10.29.2002 0:56:49 AM EST)
It's more like "needed."
and now me limericky
Post Office limericks are hard
It's like taking a shit in the yard
but I'll give it a try
the old do or die
That one wanted guy's a retard
say goodnight Dick
Goodnight Dick
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Love the country, live to pee outside!
