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Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A: The closer you get to discharge,
LMAO @ GP
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roger
(05.30.2002 9:09:25 AM EST)
Can't top that one.
Just protecting my sheep
~^~
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started by
thegrandpatron
(05.30.2002 7:47:02 AM EST)
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
Frosted.
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started by
proverbialchump
(05.30.2002 7:01:37 AM EST)
Thats what you call a "layer" cake.
That really puts the icing on the bride.
I told you
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started by
marvin
(05.30.2002 3:27:32 AM EST)
there would be tiers before the wedding is over, but this takes the cake for sure !
Well now.......
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luvly1
(05.30.2002 0:04:30 AM EST)
They can have thier cake & eat it too!!!!
Hahahahaha!
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