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Q: Why is sex like a bridge game? A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
I hope the...
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sweetiepeach
(11.27.2001 1:05:09 AM EST)
...next time this guy asks his wife for a blow job, she uses the same thing on him...:)
~SweetiePeach~
~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~
Now that's
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kweenbee
(11.27.2001 0:18:53 AM EST)
what I call a productive imagination. ^5 Grand.
Love the country, live to pee outside!
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~SweetiePeach~
~a.k.a. Scary Fairy~
Love the country, live to pee outside!
