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"A free, peaceful Zimbabwe has got the capacity to deliver a lot of goods and services which are needed on this continent in order to help aleve suffering." —Bush, making a plug for "Aleve" pain reliever in speaking about alleviating suffering in Africa Source: The White House, "President Bush Discusses U.S.-Africa Partnership from South Africa, Press Availability with President Bush and President Mbeki of South Africa," July 9, 2003
 
 

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By: JimmyfromQueensPublished: 04/15/1999
 
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Boy, I'm sure glad I don't wear contact lenses.

Actually a friend of mine almost did this to herself after a long night of drinking .

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    that would hurt like hell.

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