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too bad
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bigjohn2
(05.04.2003 8:52:18 PM EST)
theres like 50 versions of this toon around
Once again...
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deaddybear
(05.17.2001 0:22:33 AM EST)
More stupid than funny. I would rather watch a dog shit on the sidewalk in NYC. Now thats funny!
"If you have any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there"
lame
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cheeseball
(12.10.2000 10:37:02 PM EST)
this is bad
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