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Waiting For Mr. Right

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 07/05/2004
 
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Odds are, Mr. Right is the same way.

Waiting For Mr. Right

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    Not a bad start (0 replies)
    started by tjshere
    (07.05.2004 10:28:23 AM EST)


    At least they both like to do the same things in bed.

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    I married "Mrs. Right" (0 replies)  
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.05.2004 6:45:06 AM EST)


    I just didn’t know her first name was "Always".

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