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George W. Bush
 
  • "We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." —Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
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    Dr Phil

    By: sleepwalker2000Published: 07/29/2004
     
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    Oh... for heaven's sake! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (07.29.2004 10:23:35 PM EST)

    Yeah...

    And I'm a little shocked that isn't an icon of Oprah no less!

    lmao

    I wonder (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (07.29.2004 10:10:49 AM EST)


    How Dr. Phil likes having butt breath all the time? He's sure kissing a lot of them.

    By the way, WTF is Dr. Phil?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Shouldn't .... (3 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.29.2004 7:24:27 AM EST)


    that one one the left be
    "Whiney Ass Lieing Bitches"?

    I wonder (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (07.29.2004 0:21:04 AM EST)


    how Dr Phil would look with that scum door stuck half way up his ass.

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