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Dr Phil

By: sleepwalker2000Published: 07/29/2004
 
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    Oh... for heaven's sake! (0 replies)
    started by luvly1
    (07.29.2004 10:23:35 PM EST)

    Yeah...

    And I'm a little shocked that isn't an icon of Oprah no less!

    lmao

    I wonder (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (07.29.2004 10:10:49 AM EST)


    How Dr. Phil likes having butt breath all the time? He's sure kissing a lot of them.

    By the way, WTF is Dr. Phil?

    my schween is small but my tongue is mighty!

    Shouldn't .... (3 replies)
    started by thegrandpatron
    (07.29.2004 7:24:27 AM EST)


    that one one the left be
    "Whiney Ass Lieing Bitches"?

    I wonder (0 replies)  
    started by thecritic
    (07.29.2004 0:21:04 AM EST)


    how Dr Phil would look with that scum door stuck half way up his ass.

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