"If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a open-minded, inclusive person."-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Mark Twain
#26 The Hawaiian alphabet only has 12 letters.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she bends over, we go into daylight savings time!
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Your Brain My f*cking brain does this to me all the time. ...