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Killing Your Wife 101

By: adam5711Published: 09/22/2000
 
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I wonder if this would really work?

Killing Your Wife 101

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    trying harder (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.11.2001 11:43:09 PM EST)

    here you are darling

    trying harder (2 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (01.11.2001 11:33:43 PM EST)

    here you are darling!

    From a fax. (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (09.22.2000 11:36:40 AM EST)


    This made the rounds when fax machines were a new concept!

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    I remember when I found this pic... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.22.2000 2:03:52 AM EST)

    I thought about posting it here but decided against it cuz the quality was shit..hehe. looks like somebody drew it while drunk on a bar napkin or something, and the text is so plain, looks like it was freshly typed...on an old typewriter!


    R¥äñ (the §üîçïÐê Kïñg) "When I go out, I'ma go out shootin' I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club, stupid!"

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    started by donut38
    (09.22.2000 0:05:17 AM EST)

    only if she was a blond

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