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Sales Pitch

By: RogerPublished: 03/30/2002
 
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Would you like a stick shift model?

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    i bet you ....... (0 replies)
    started by dtahellyeah
    (04.01.2002 3:36:44 AM EST)
    could burn up the comdoms,oops i mean the rubbers,wow check out the fun bag on that hose beast.

    But you can trust ME Don't Trust Anyone

    Low mileage.. (0 replies)
    started by acidinterval
    (03.30.2002 10:10:13 PM EST)
    low maintenence, but yet sporty, smooth handling, and just down right fun :)

    ~ ~ ~ ~ Hippity Hoppity Easter's On It's Way ~ ~ ~ ~

    I'm a stick shift (0 replies)
    started by kweenbee
    (03.30.2002 3:03:12 PM EST)
    But my clutch is slipping

    Love the country, live to pee outside!

    Careful, lady (1 reply)
    started by tjshere
    (03.30.2002 11:42:10 AM EST)
    That guy looks like he could be a convertible model.

    Check out that tongue action!
    Never fear.....TJ's here!

    Yeah BUT... (2 replies)
    started by misspk
    (03.30.2002 7:33:37 AM EST)
    I'd like my car to be fast :-)

    *wink,giggle,blush* The epitome of your every dream I seem to be, for intangible fantasy...

    Test drive, anyone? (1 reply)
    started by proverbialchump
    (03.30.2002 5:59:28 AM EST)
    Can I take her for a spin. How does she handle in parking lots?

    Injection is nice, but Id rather be blown.

    Only .... (0 replies)
    started by marvin
    (03.30.2002 1:52:03 AM EST)
    if you change gear using your mouth.
    HEY... (0 replies)  
    started by roger
    (03.30.2002 0:29:50 AM EST)
    well it go from 0 to 69 in 3.2 seconds?


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