Search
 


Advanced Search
 
Entire Site

Goofball Login

Username:

Password:

Remember Me?

»Preview
» Why Register?
»Register Now!
» Renew Now!
» Who's Online Now
» Log In Trouble?

 

Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter

George W. Bush
 
"Do you have blacks, too?" —Bush, speaking to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso. Source: Salon.com, "Bushed," Jake Tapper, June 20, 2002
 
 

Random Quote
 
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
— Steven Wright, Comedian
 
 

Snapple Facts
 
#204 A stamp shaped like a banana was once issued in the country of Tonga.
 
 

Yo Mama ...
 
so ugly she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.
 
 

One Liners
 
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
 
 

Quick Joke
 
Don't you feel like sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
 
 


Overheard in the Topless Bar

By: JimmyfromQueensPublished: 04/14/1999
 
Save article to file cabinet Send to a Friend Print this out

I've heard this a million times if I've heard it once.

Overheard in the Topless Bar

Why not join the rest of us on the inside and get all of Goofball.com?

Related Links
  • Trojan Cow
  • Madonna's A Cow
  • Breast Man
  • No Breast; No Marriage
  • Missing Breast No Cause for Annulment
  • A bird, a cow, and a cat
  • Canada Battles Cow Flatulence
  • Breast abuse
  • Breast Puppies
  • Cow Golf
  • The Breast club
  • Its cow time
  • Breast Feeding Barbie
  • Various Organizational Philosophies explained in terms of two cows
  • Studies Show Gazing At Breasts Makes Men Healthier
  • Woman Fails To Incubate Egg In Breasts
  • Woman Uses Breasts As Bird's Nest
  • Supermarket Links Melon Sales To Breasts
  • Facts: Largest Breasts and Buttocks
  • Play with Britney's breasts

  • More Cartoons...

     

    Search
     
     
    This Section

    ARTICLE FORUM LIST  

    You must register to participate in this discussion.
    well (0 replies)
    started by bigjohn2
    (05.04.2003 8:41:21 PM EST)

    ok

    brass poles (0 replies)
    started by lmccomas
    (12.10.2000 10:10:42 PM EST)

    I know how you like those brass poles

    2nd (0 replies)
    started by devilcow
    (11.28.2000 3:49:06 PM EST)

    Cow porn?

    THE COW OF THE DEVIL RULES OVER ALLL MMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    damn (0 replies)  
    started by MystiqMunqi
    (09.24.2000 10:02:57 PM EST)

    nobody posed on this



    All Show bow to the *Allmighty MystiQ Munqi*

    Goofball.com is not responsible for any content which individual users post. Goofball.com reserves the right to delete any content which it deems objectionable or in violation of any law or regulation.


    Most Recent
    Please Hold
    She's lucky she even got through ...
    03.21.2010

    It's Tax Time Again
    Even Jesus had to pay ...
    03.19.2010

    St. Patrick's Day In History 2
    The Irish step dance auditions ...
    03.17.2010

    St. Patrick's Day In History 1
    Never ate any Irish stew and now I don't think I want ...
    03.15.2010

    Rate This!

    3.10 Goofballs of 5
    146 Viewer(s) rated

    Rating the content is for registered users only.

    Section Features
  • Top Ranked Items
  • One Year Ago
    Old Enough
    You have to be old enough to appreciate this. If ...
    02.17.2009

    Experience
    He'd make a good used car salesman ...
    02.06.2009

    Beauty Aids
    Engage brain before mouth is opened. ...
    02.04.2009

    Unbearable
    Yes they really do ...
    01.31.2009

    Two Years Ago
    Remember When
    She'll remind you when you get there ...
    03.21.2008

    Courtship
    I'll read the poem myself afterwards. I'm sure you'll ...
    03.20.2008

    Honey Wake Up
    It's been 4 years since we moved the trailer from ...
    03.18.2008

    Older Is Better
    now it all makes sense. ...
    02.28.2008

    Lookie Here!
    Austin Powers: International Man of...

    Casino Joke
     
    I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
     
     

    Goofball Facts
     
    Vietnamese currency consists only of paper money; no coins.