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that was stupid
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started by
jci986
(12.30.2000 4:39:34 PM EST)
you should always with the shotgun,your garentied great results.as for the mess,who cares,you wont have to clean it up
the easiest way...
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started by
JohnnyKatoom
(12.30.2000 9:28:14 AM EST)
Just get married. It's slow, painful, and you know what's happening at all times. Plus you get to make your partner suffer with you.
yaya
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started by
samiland
(12.30.2000 0:07:29 AM EST)
it may be cheaper but not always guaranteed to work.
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