"I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that." —Bush, speaking to Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon Source: Washington Post, "Bush Sticks to the Broad Strokes," Glenn Kessler, June 3, 2003
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Q. What does osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A. They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
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The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY
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donut38
(12.31.2000 0:08:35 AM EST)
BUT I THINK ALOT OF PEOPLE WON`T GET IT AND THAT MAKES IT FUNNIER
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estoude1
(12.31.2000 0:01:21 AM EST)
Agreed!
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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