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Snapple Facts
#178 The first ballpoint pens were sold in 1945 for $12.00.
Yo Mama ...
house is is so small the front and back doors are on the same hinge!!
One Liners
Q: What do Kabul and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing... yet.
Quick Joke
Don't you feel like
sitting alone in your home, destroying your belongings while at the same time slowly losing all your household money? Try poker online
Come on!
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started by
sal1981
(05.26.2001 10:03:21 PM EST)
I want BLOOD!
Cradle of Filth - Cradle of Filth
Playing FPS, RTS, RPG or just PBG. It just ain´t the same as playing Monopoly
I don't know,
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started by
kweenbee
(05.24.2001 8:48:07 PM EST)
but if it was one of the goofgals, it probably smells like chicken.
He's better off used in a Hobo Stew
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started by
willi
(05.24.2001 4:39:55 PM EST)
This is obviously one of the earliest recorded auditions of one of America's most beloved comedians, Carrottop!
Uhmm
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started by
leadj
(05.24.2001 4:15:02 PM EST)
Better than who beat the meat
Darn!!
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started by
MissPK
(05.24.2001 10:08:12 AM EST)
That stinks!
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