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#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
One Liners
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machine.
The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Damn!
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started by
tjshere
(06.23.2002 8:34:47 AM EST)
You killed my eyes!!
I guess it's time for reading glasses. Thanks, Marvin, for driving home the point that I'm over the hill. ;^)
Never fear.....TJ's here!
Remeber....
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started by
thegrandpatron
(06.23.2002 8:18:48 AM EST)
....when I said I'd tell you when I heard a new joke. Well, I'm still waiting.
I heard this one 31 years ago.
What I Do for Goofball
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started by
marvin
(06.23.2002 2:49:46 AM EST)
sharing my best chicken joke with you ! Now bw gentle with my chicken wont you ?
cute.
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started by
jonauc99
(06.23.2002 0:33:19 AM EST)
:)
-=Jon=-
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