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Meet Santa

By: AnonymousPublished: 08/25/2000
 
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These are the results you get when you hire cheap labor.

Meet Santa

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    Yeah (0 replies)
    started by DaWolfE
    (08.25.2000 10:19:37 PM EST)

    Comon santa, kick his ass, damn welfare reindeer, santa should bust a size twelve up his mutha fuckin ass

    who knows (0 replies)
    started by beaudiablo
    (08.25.2000 12:28:12 PM EST)

    maybe he is gay

    MissPK is ..... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (08.25.2000 11:01:25 AM EST)

    right-on again.

    Avoid socialism at all costs. Self reliance--self respect--and self preservation. The government which rules least---rules best.

    damn (0 replies)
    started by bat
    (08.25.2000 8:07:59 AM EST)

    stupid reindeer, Santa should kick his ass.

    Love your country,Question your government.

    Father/Farter (0 replies)
    started by NaughtyMissPK
    (08.25.2000 8:06:27 AM EST)

    It's all the same.

    Me Naughty? Mmmmmmmm... absolutely.

    1st (0 replies)  
    started by h8suall
    (08.25.2000 0:06:21 AM EST)

    Ok I admit to laughing at this

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