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Meet Santa
By: Anonymous
Published: 08/25/2000
These are the results you get when you hire cheap labor.
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Yeah
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started by
DaWolfE
(08.25.2000 10:19:37 PM EST)
Comon santa, kick his ass, damn welfare reindeer, santa should bust a size twelve up his mutha fuckin ass
who knows
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started by
beaudiablo
(08.25.2000 12:28:12 PM EST)
maybe he is gay
1st
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started by
h8suall
(08.25.2000 0:06:21 AM EST)
Ok I admit to laughing at this
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