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Always have a backup

By: AnonymousPublished: 08/14/2000
 
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Just because they wear shirts and ties doesn''t mean that they are all that bright.

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    this is stupid (0 replies)
    started by juggalogee
    (08.15.2000 5:16:41 PM EST)
    what a moron

    Gee (www.juggalos.net)

    Who say so? (0 replies)
    started by taizi
    (08.15.2000 2:34:38 PM EST)
    Whoever told you that only smart/bright people can wear shirt and ties??

    Halt Before The Almighty Ta|z|

    i agree (0 replies)
    started by bat
    (08.15.2000 11:02:03 AM EST)
    MissPK is a hottie & she certainly can make a point if ya know what i mean, i'd like to get a taste of her Pretty Kitty mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Pretty Kitty..........

    Love your country,Question your government.

    MissPK...... (1 reply)
    started by burlingtony
    (08.14.2000 1:43:56 PM EST)
    is getting more interesting than the postings.

    Explode? Yes it is! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (08.14.2000 11:28:46 AM EST)
    Now fill a bucket with water and throw your computer in there and wait in the corner until the bomb squad arrives.

    The Naked Canuck Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    It's true... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (08.14.2000 10:19:52 AM EST)
    People really are this stupid

    Oh C'mon! (0 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (08.14.2000 10:02:20 AM EST)
    If he really thought his computer was going to blow he would get closer NOT back away, DUH!!

    *wink,giggle,blush*

    this cartoon blows (0 replies)
    started by deeznutz
    (08.14.2000 1:28:26 AM EST)
    what a stupid muthafucka

    deeznutz on ya chin BEYOTCH!!!!

    1st (0 replies)  
    started by h8suall
    (08.14.2000 0:00:23 AM EST)


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