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"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."-Speaking during "PERSEVERENCE Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
 
 

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Paying Your Respects

By: RobnoxiousPublished: 09/19/2000
 
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Hmmm. I wonder if there is a fine for dumping...if you know what I mean.

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    **sings along with the Naked Man** (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.20.2000 1:54:08 AM EST)

    yeah yeah, I'm dead, I'm clappin. but what I want to know is, when do the cyborg bio units come in and transfer our minds into their system?

    Ryan(the §uiŠideKĪng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide...king..."

    humm.. (0 replies)
    started by christina
    (09.19.2000 2:17:02 PM EST)

    i think there will be a fine for taking a dump very soon everyone is out for money!lol

    THE BITCH WAS HERE

    Sing along! (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (09.19.2000 1:48:21 PM EST)


    If you're dead and you know it, clap your hands!
    If you're dead and you know it, clap your hands!
    If you're dead and you know it, and you really want to show it;
    If you're dead and you know it, clap your hands!

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Cemetaries.... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (09.19.2000 3:27:23 AM EST)

    who needs em. I say cremation today....cremation tomorrow...cremation for-ever !

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

    bad carma (0 replies)  
    started by donut38
    (09.19.2000 0:06:33 AM EST)

    some thing i would do to a few stiffs i used to know

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