"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end."Source: Federal News Service, "Remarks by President George W. Bush on Anniversary of No Child Left Behind Act," Jan. 8, 2003
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"He ate everything but the drapes... he's a man who does like to put it down." — Tom Brokaw, on a lunch held by President Clinton with network news anchors
Snapple Facts
#169 The first human-made object to break the sound barrier was a whip.
Yo Mama ...
has one hand and a Clapper.
One Liners
Q: What's the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?A: The white one got away.
Does not compute. Have you seen JSkills? There's a reason he became a "webmaster"..... ;-)
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Haha, I like this one
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tjshere
(10.16.2000 7:02:47 AM EST)
I've always been a firm believer in an honest, direct approach. I'm actually hoping the guy will have some success with this. Good one, Rog.
Trust me, I'm old.....but who am I and why am I here?
First, First, First
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started by
thejudgerules
(10.16.2000 2:42:13 AM EST)
I am first. I cannot believe it. My life is complete. Forget the lottery and winning a gold medal in the Olympics. Forget a date with Britney Spears and sniffing her cotton panties. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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He just keeps going, and going, and going....
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