"This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end." -George W. Bush, April 10, 2001
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"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" — Dustin Hoffman
Snapple Facts
#10 Mosquitos are attracted to people who just ate bananas.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
One Liners
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email? A: Rename the folder to "Instructions Manuals".
Because, deep down, lawyers are really good people. (Musta been a young guy, no veins.)
Don't sweat the petty stuff, but always pet the sweaty stuff.
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