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Thank Gawd I thought this was gonna be an uncensored picture of Rosie O'Donnell or Roseanne Barr or maybe even Kirstie Alley.
LOL
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tjshere
(10.05.2006 9:03:12 AM EST)
I just wish my limericks were as good as my dental hygiene. Hehehehehe.
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