"I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth."-Nashua, N.H., as quoted in the New York Times, Feb. 1, 2000
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#104 There are more then 30,000 diets on public record.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
One Liners
Q: How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house? A: Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway!
Teach the young `un to whiz outside like Spike and dad do.
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