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Well Fart
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started by
Anonymous Goofball
(11.09.2000 8:36:22 PM EST)
We bitches earn the right to be called a bitch,and in this case,strait up sister show that fucker whose boss!
Knowing most...
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started by
mizike
(11.08.2000 5:41:35 PM EST)
psycho bitches, he better go under the knife and change his looks cuz the bitch always finds you. SHE ALWAYS FINDS YOU AND YOUR WALLET....
...he'd probably get everything in the divorce. Including his very own death certificate.
The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
Amazon chicks!
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started by
yusaku999
(11.08.2000 3:49:10 AM EST)
Wow... That would suck. You can't hit women, but they can hit you. What's going on with that?
You may refer to me as Emperor Jason.
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Sell her to a biker gang. It's cheaper, and you'll NEVER see her again!
Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
I`M GLAD
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started by
donut38
(11.08.2000 0:09:47 AM EST)
MY WIFES NOT LIKE THAT
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