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Venture Capital

By: AnonymousPublished: 09/15/2000
 
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People are just lining up to throw money at dot-coms.

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    That's SO untrue now... (0 replies)
    started by DoogieHow
    (09.15.2000 11:40:52 PM EST)

    That cartoon is ancient history...

    check www.fuckedcompany.com for a GOOD LAUGH!!!

    Doogie

    I wonder if that's a real website (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.15.2000 11:55:46 AM EST)

    oh, and I almost forgot, FIRST!!

    Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng)Hey look, I'm first!!!

    So snail78..... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (09.15.2000 10:23:42 AM EST)

    ....you are proving to be the master of the overstatement. Or, perhaps you're just slow. ;)

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    His sign says.. (0 replies)
    started by snail78
    (09.15.2000 5:25:00 AM EST)

    His sign says that he'll WORK for FOOD not STAND and receive MONEY.

    Follow the trail to a land of wonder...

    Why not? (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (09.15.2000 1:55:02 AM EST)


    His P/L statement looks about a $billion better than Amazon.com.



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    this is... (0 replies)  
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.15.2000 0:48:33 AM EST)

    too damn true...
    oh yah, first!!!

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