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chicken first
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Anonymous Goofball
(04.09.2001 4:11:14 AM EST)
you people are totally stupid! anybody who knows about anything religious would know that god created everything in this messed up universe. so therefore, the chicken came first.
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JUst in case you've ever wondered...
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OliverClozoff
(04.09.2001 1:42:35 AM EST)
...according to evolutionary theory, the egg came first.
Since a fertilized egg carries the complete genetic code of the animal that hatches from it, the first chicken hatched from a chicken egg. However, an egg is NOT genetically identical to the animal that lays it. Rather, it is a combination of genes from both its parents (plus a mutation or two). Therefore, the animal that laid the first chicken egg was slightly different and, therefore, not quite a chicken.
Ergo, the egg came first.
Okay, so it's not funny, but I figure you could use a little enlightment once in a while.
President, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists
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the doctor
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started by
tishamongo
(04.08.2001 0:09:50 AM EST)
the doctor got the nurse in the closet
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