"She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio." -George W. Bush, on Laura Bush inviting Justice Antonin Scalia to dinner at the White House, Jan. 2001
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"Let me tell you about Gregoriava, the Bulgarian girl... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" — Exclaimed an overly-excited Pat Glenn, world-renowned weightlifting commentator.
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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat!
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Q. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? A. The blonde, because she's 18.
I always figured Kirstie Alley to be a wine drinker.
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