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Yo Mama ...
so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
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Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float.
TJ's problem isn't the same
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marvin
(05.05.2003 5:31:09 AM EST)
his size eight feet still keep his willy a longgggggggg way from any urinal !
Now I get it
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tjshere
(05.05.2003 3:29:59 AM EST)
This is why clowns usually just shoot it out of the flower they wear on their lapels.
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I know this crazy guy who just won't play at a casino. He just pretends to play in his head. Last week he lost his mind!
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All of the cobble stones that used to line the streets in New York were originally weighting stones put in the hulls of Belgian ships to keep an even keel.
