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I think its more than that!
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.27.2000 1:06:37 AM EST)
I thought it was much more than that! Least my credit card bills are showing that
dumb
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.26.2000 11:36:15 PM EST)
i just don't get it!
you should make waaaaay better crap then then this shit!
Funny
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h8suall
(07.26.2000 9:05:25 AM EST)
This was funny when I first saw it two months ago.
Now
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.25.2000 0:13:44 AM EST)
Then
On a roll!!!!!
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Anonymous Goofball
(07.25.2000 0:05:48 AM EST)
Bite Me!!!!!1
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