"It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope."-Interview with the Associated Press, March 8, 2000
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." Vice President Dan Quayle to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89
#96 The average American will eat 35,000 cookies in his/her lifetime.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck? A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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the second time today i am a DVD
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Your Brain My f*cking brain does this to me all the time. ...