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Assorted Goofiness
College Humor
BakerMedia
Busted Tees
EHOWA
Fark
JokeDump
Mike's List
Ogrish
Zfilter
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George W. Bush |
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"The consultation process is a positive part of really allowing people to fully understand our deep concerns about this man, his regime and his desires to have weapons of mass destruction. Last question—and then I've got to go chip and putt for a birdie. [Laughter.] It was a good drive." —Bush, interrupting an Aug. 10 golf game in Waco, Texas, for a Q & A discussing possible U.S. military action against Iraq. Source: The Washington Post, "White House Veteran to New Guy: Oh, Beha-aaa-ave!," Lloyd Grove, Aug. 13, 2002
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"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statuesthat are in all the other museums."
— Steven Wright, Comedian
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Snapple Facts |
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#204 A stamp shaped like a banana was once issued in the country of Tonga.
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Yo Mama ... |
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so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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One Liners |
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Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
A: K9P
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