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"After a day like this, I've got the three C's: I'm comfortable, I'm confident, and I'm seeing the ball well." — Seattle Mariners outfielder Jay Buhner after going 5-5
Snapple Facts
#19 Children grow faster in the spring.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She says her job title is Spoon and Fork Operator!
One Liners
Q. How can you piss off your wife while making love? A. Call her from your cell phone.
I am annoyed by having to recycle, especially when I hear that so many items
are put out for recycling that they cannot possibly all be used, and a lot of
the stuff goes to the dump anyway. But now there is this new category of items
to recycle, and I think I will get on the recycling bandwagon!
Who wants to recycle a nagging bitch? They are the ones that need to go straight to the dump.
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