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His problem is
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RoosterCogburn
(01.09.2001 8:10:00 AM EST)
triple A's. Put one of them good size D cells up in there and the kitten will run.
poor lil kitten.......
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alloy16
(01.06.2001 10:15:12 PM EST)
if they get there hand on my cats ,i will bet the dumb bastered.j/k. roger good post.
bye with the love of oddball, cause i'm a oddball, i'm a freak on a leash. i'm bored right now so let have fun.
whoever draws these..
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started by
Logan17
(01.06.2001 6:41:10 PM EST)
is a sick bastage. Another bomb for ol' Rog.
LoGaN
damn
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started by
jci986
(01.06.2001 11:46:23 AM EST)
didn't the guy notice it was moving around fine without batteries
First
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started by
estoude1
(01.06.2001 0:01:02 AM EST)
It is, at least for now...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
wtf?
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started by
daveminster
(01.05.2001 11:56:55 PM EST)
see title for details
Homer J. Simpson
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