"I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
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"I won't be active in the day-to-day operations of the club at all. I can't spread myself so thin. I've got enough headaches with my shipping company." George Steinbrenner after purchasing the New York Yankees in 1973
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#25 The only food that does not spoil is honey.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, They used her for a trampoline at the Olympics!
One Liners
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
An orgasm will cure a headache.
Take two.
I recommend 'extra strength.'
Ahahaha
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.28.2001 1:34:37 PM EST)
Do you like!!!
we're
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started by
blazed3wayz
(02.27.2001 5:05:07 PM EST)
all next!!
To the end of time
Poor Excuse
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MissPK
(02.27.2001 9:35:53 AM EST)
Sex always gets rid of my headaches, I hear his head feels better too. Hahaha!
One guy told me once that I was a good cure for a headache. Seriously. :-)
*wink,giggle,blush*
Look!
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Anonymous Goofball
(02.26.2001 11:00:35 AM EST)
Right above the head of the male dinosaur: It's the cloud city of Bespin!
huh
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bstrom
(02.26.2001 0:11:57 AM EST)
noooooo sense! first btw!
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