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By: AnonymousPublished: 07/01/2000
 
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dont think he had Regis in mind.

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    started by Disturbed
    (07.09.2000 8:13:05 PM EST)

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    What do you mean ugly? (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (07.03.2000 3:30:20 PM EST)

    I think the wife is damn sexy :)

    She better watch it... (0 replies)
    started by OliverClozoff
    (07.02.2000 11:39:36 PM EST)

    She's cruisin' for the ol' midnight stealth facial! She better not sleep with her mouth open!



    Good Point.......... (0 replies)
    started by Smokey
    (07.01.2000 10:32:36 AM EST)

    .......that bitch is ugly, but then again, he's a fucking cyclops.........hehe Eat more peaches

    She is fugly (0 replies)
    started by hardball
    (07.01.2000 7:51:18 AM EST)

    She may be ugly but all bitch's look good with a dick in there mouth

    ALL Liberals are morons,Algore is a scumbag

    hmm (1 reply)  
    started by Albatros
    (07.01.2000 0:12:01 AM EST)

    why dont you pole the audience? and 98% of the audience says... get a new wife! damn, she's ugly, even for a cartoon!

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