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THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME
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started by
bigswifty
(06.20.2001 7:32:19 AM EST)
Every once in a while, I will be out looking for chicks and end up riding hogs instead....I work out 3 days a week and bench press 280 lbs, because I never want to date a woman I can't lift off me.
(sing to the tune of Armor Hotdogs):
Fat chicks - skinney chicks - even chicks you beat with sticks, I ride hogs - great big wide hogs - their thighs block out all sound!!!!
Let this be a lesson to you.
REMEMBER, IT'S ONLY KINKY THE FIRST TIME!!!
Uh-oh
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started by
tjshere
(06.20.2001 4:17:19 AM EST)
This has the Dukes of Goofball written all over it.
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm better once than I ever was.
First
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started by
estoude1
(06.20.2001 0:55:49 AM EST)
Another fine documentary...
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy, and taste like chicken.
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