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Mom's Worst Nightmare

By: AnonymousPublished: 09/06/2000
 
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How many times did she tell you to wear nice underwear -- it was for this moment, right here.

Mom's Worst Nightmare

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    They must have X-ray eyes. (0 replies)
    started by snail78
    (09.07.2000 11:59:16 AM EST)

    The sheet is still pulled over the guy, and they're looking at his head.

    Awww It’s just more crap from a culture that’s evaporating!

    What do they do... (2 replies)
    started by MissPK
    (09.06.2000 4:08:35 PM EST)

    If you don't wear ANY underwear?

    *wink,giggle,blush*

    Holes are okay... (0 replies)
    started by oliverclozoff
    (09.06.2000 2:01:22 PM EST)


    ...but if you have skidmarks, they let you die.



    Fellow, American Association of Amateur Gynecologists

    Grandma Always Told Me (0 replies)
    started by cowgirl
    (09.06.2000 1:47:45 PM EST)

    To wear clean underwear - and by God the one time I have to go to the hospital I have on my religious undies (holy - get it?) I was really embarassed.

    Geez.... (0 replies)
    started by Anonymous Goofball
    (09.06.2000 11:36:30 AM EST)

    It's not "wear nice underwear" the saying was "Wear CLEAN underwear". It's a dumb comic, and it's even worse when the author doesn't know the real joke.
    Sam

    The caption should be.... (0 replies)
    started by NakedCanuck
    (09.06.2000 10:56:54 AM EST)

    "And they couldn't perform the life-saving operation.... because Mom is always right."

    The Naked CanuckEverybody is somebody else’s weirdo.

    Miss the Far Side.... (0 replies)
    started by burlingtony
    (09.06.2000 10:06:12 AM EST)

    bring it back

    Avoid socialism at all costs. The government which rules least---rules best. Keep the Pros out of the Olympics. Real men don't wear earrings. Times are good--be thankful !!!

    Har dee har har... (0 replies)
    started by SuicideKing
    (09.06.2000 3:04:21 AM EST)

    **yawn**

    Ryän (the §ui©ideKÏng) "This isn't me, I'm not mechanical...I'm just a boy, playing the suicide king.."

    what??? (0 replies)
    started by JohnnyKatoom
    (09.06.2000 1:22:55 AM EST)

    are you stupid?????????

    I don't get it! (0 replies)
    started by DeadManWalking
    (09.06.2000 1:09:05 AM EST)

    Is there a caption missing from under the cartoon or is it really just that poor?

    Yesssssssssss (0 replies)  
    started by skunkman
    (09.06.2000 0:09:41 AM EST)

    All my underwear have holes ????

    So what's funny about this post ???

    Waaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahaha



    Alota told me I should be more affectionate, so I got two girlfriends.

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