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34,521 articles November 23, 2009 558,335 postings




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Male and Female Hot Spots
Ever wonder where the erogenous zones are on a man and woman? Now you can see for yourself...
Published : 01.31.1999

Rate: 3.07
Chinese Food Menu
Ever wonder what you're really eating, check out the translated Chinese food menu.
Published : 01.30.1999

Rate: 3.08
The Clinton Memorial
Oh the shame of it all ...
Published : 01.29.1999

Rate: 3.08
New York Style Pizza
This is the recipe for the best pizza in the world, so I thought...
Published : 01.28.1999

Rate: 2.69
Construction Zone
Somethings are better left to the imagination...
Published : 01.28.1999

Rate: 3.18
The Best Ice Cream
Ever wondered where you can get the best tasting ice cream?
Published : 01.26.1999

Rate: 2.94
The New Viagra Nasal Spray
Take a look at the reaction from the spray form of Viagra.
Published : 01.25.1999

Rate: 2.98
Please Honey, After Your Diet
Doing it like this with a fat chick is like playing Russian roulette.
Published : 01.25.1999

Rate: 2.91
The Eskimo Outhouse
These eskimo's sure have a hard time dropping a deuce.
Published : 01.22.1999

Rate: 3.11
One for the Ugly People
Enough of these and you'll have sex with just about anyone. I know I will.
Published : 01.22.1999

Rate: 3.21
Kiss Me Again Honey
Every woman wishes this would happen when they kiss their guy.
Published : 01.21.1999

Rate: 3.19
The perfect resignation
I'm outta here, I quit.
Published : 01.20.1999

Rate: 3.36
Breakfast of champions
Forget Flutie Flakes, Mike Tyson has his own ideas for a great breakfast cereal.
Published : 01.19.1999

Rate: 2.94
New Bill Clinton Stamp
Just in time for the rate increase.
Published : 01.18.1999

Rate: 3.14
Cats on Viagra?
Make sure you put those pills in a sealed container...
Published : 01.15.1999

Rate: 3.11
Don't Take The Wrong Pills
Honey, did you take my Viagra by mistake?
Published : 01.15.1999

Rate: 2.99
Hillary Locks Up Bill's Jewels
Hillary has had enough and this was the only way to contain Bill...
Published : 01.14.1999

Rate: 3.07
Billy Just Can't Help Himself
Without his glasses, I guess Clinton thought this was Monica.
Published : 01.14.1999

Rate: 3.03
Crotch Master 6000
Four sizes....small, medium, large and hi-ho silver!
Published : 01.11.1999

Rate: 3.06
Gynecologist Convention
Ever wonder what these guys do when they get together?
Published : 01.08.1999

Rate: 3.03
Starr Wars
Not so long ago, in a country not so far away...
Published : 01.07.1999

Rate: 3.20
Yo Quiero Taco Bell
Hey, this don't taste like sour cream!
Published : 01.06.1999

Rate: 3.47

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