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	George W. Bush
	"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all." - Remarks to the Hispanic Scholarship Fund Institute, Washington, D.C., May 22, 2001

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	"When I give the order abandon ship, it doesn't matter what time I leave. If some people want to stay, they can stay." — Captain Yiannis of the cruise liner 'Oceanos', which sank off the cost of Africa (Avranas was one of the first to get off the ship.)

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	#71 There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia.

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	is so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

	One Liners
	Q. What do you call santa's helpers? A. Subordinate clauses.

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