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    An invention that should be required for all public restrooms...
    Published : 02.27.1999
    Rate: 3.04
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    View the latest in the new line of condoms to hit the market...
    Published : 02.24.1999
    Rate: 2.93
    		Hillary Hires the New Intern
    Guess who Hillary's hired as the new intern?...
    Published : 02.22.1999
    Rate: 2.95
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    Published : 02.22.1999
    Rate: 3.06
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    Check out the latest break through in airbag technology...
    Published : 02.18.1999
    Rate: 3.14
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    Published : 02.18.1999
    Rate: 3.05
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    Rate: 3.45
    		Sexual Helper
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    Published : 02.09.1999
    Rate: 3.13
    		Underwater Sports for Men
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    Published : 02.06.1999
    Rate: 3.28
    		How Joey Survived
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    Published : 02.02.1999
    Rate: 3.16
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    Published : 02.01.1999
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