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Cotton candy
It's snack time ...
Published : 02.29.2000
Rate: 2.85
Cow Golf
Playing by the rules. ...
Published : 02.29.2000
Rate: 2.60
Computer problems
Its been acting weird. ...
Published : 02.28.2000
Rate: 3.02
Nice painting
He is sporting wood! ...
Published : 02.28.2000
Rate: 2.98
Are you smoking?
Son, please don't smoke. ...
Published : 02.27.2000
Rate: 3.34
The maze
Seems all too real. ...
Published : 02.27.2000
Rate: 2.84
Chicken farm
A family tradition. ...
Published : 02.26.2000
Rate: 3.72
The cheating caveman
Whose hair is this? ...
Published : 02.26.2000
Rate: 3.74
The cannibal
Talk about home cooking. ...
Published : 02.25.2000
Rate: 2.70
Candycorn
Now I know why I don't like these. ...
Published : 02.24.2000
Rate: 2.98
Bye dear
Wow, just look at the view. ...
Published : 02.24.2000
Rate: 2.55
Business lunch
Quite literally ...
Published : 02.23.2000
Rate: 2.85
Undue stress
Are they real. ...
Published : 02.23.2000
Rate: 3.09
Boat tours
I hate glass bottom boats. ...
Published : 02.22.2000
Rate: 2.96
Big foot
Big hands, big feet . . . I guess it is true ...
Published : 02.21.2000
Rate: 3.10
Batman's buttwipe
Not a square to spare. ...
Published : 02.20.2000
Rate: 2.61
Be smooth big guy
Be smooth, your in the big city. ...
Published : 02.20.2000
Rate: 3.40
A bad day
This would be MY luck. ...
Published : 02.19.2000
Rate: 0.35
Bikini butt
Eating away … ...
Published : 02.18.2000
Rate: 3.30
Man it's hot
Man it's hot. ...
Published : 02.17.2000
Rate: 2.12
AOL love life
Safe sex. ...
Published : 02.17.2000
Rate: 2.92
Adding Ram
Taking things literally. ...
Published : 02.16.2000
Rate: 2.84
Adam & Eve
What's going on there. ...
Published : 02.16.2000
Rate: 2.69
So long Charlie Brown
It didn't take long...
Published : 02.15.2000
Rate: 3.53
Another dwarf
Now there are eight. ...
Published : 02.15.2000
Rate: 1.88
Toiletman
Toiletman using the facilities.
Published : 02.06.2000
Rate: 2.72
Cookie Monster's problem
Hmmmm, is it a drinking problem?
Published : 02.05.2000
Rate: 2.47

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