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for 4/1999
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The Young Mr. Clinton
Bill Clinton learned to duck the questions at a very young age...
Published : 04.30.1999

Rate: 2.80
Cybersex Gets More Real Everyday
With these new computers and 3D cards, cybersex takes on a whole new dimension...
Published : 04.29.1999

Rate: 3.04
Cause of Death?
This might be a tough one to figure out ...
Published : 04.29.1999

Rate: 3.22
The Perceptive Children
These little ladies learn at an early age what to do...
Published : 04.28.1999

Rate: 3.07
The New Bill Clinton Shirt
If only Bill Clinton would have realized this a bit earlier...
Published : 04.27.1999

Rate: 3.13
The Power of Cupid's Arrow
I hope cupid has good aim or something like this might happen...
Published : 04.26.1999

Rate: 2.94
What Dogs Would Say
If your dog could speak, this is something that he might say to you...
Published : 04.25.1999

Rate: 2.85
The Flasher
If you are going to be a flasher you better know who your audience is...
Published : 04.24.1999

Rate: 2.97
Try To Be A Gentleman
A gentleman alway helps a lady on with her coat...
Published : 04.23.1999

Rate: 3.21
Man's Favorite Breakfast
This breakfast keeps the conversation to a minimum...
Published : 04.22.1999

Rate: 3.25
Don't Mess With The IRS
If you ever had any doubt...
Published : 04.21.1999

Rate: 2.95
Frog Love
Talk about a great line...
Published : 04.19.1999

Rate: 3.22
What's the Matter?
Haven't you even seen this before ...
Published : 04.17.1999

Rate: 3.18
Gays in the Military
A reason behind not having gays in the military...
Published : 04.16.1999

Rate: 3.07
Oops
Boy, I'm sure glad I don't wear contact lenses...
Published : 04.15.1999

Rate: 3.00
Overheard in the Topless Bar
I've heard this a million times if I've heard it once ...
Published : 04.14.1999

Rate: 3.10
Hey, It's Broke!
Funny how kids see themselves, and they have such innocent minds...
Published : 04.13.1999

Rate: 3.23
Charlie Brown's Allergy
Charlie Brown is always so confused about these things ...
Published : 04.12.1999

Rate: 3.03
The Terrible Vet
You're a very good hunter...
Published : 04.09.1999

Rate: 3.15
The Horny Little Cat
Be careful when the eye chart is on the floor instead of the wall...
Published : 04.08.1999

Rate: 2.95
Batgirl's Calling Signal
You know what Batman's calling signal looks like -- well here's one for Batgirl...
Published : 04.07.1999

Rate: 3.12
Justice for the Justice Department
The Justice Department can't lay a finger on Bill Gates, so they resort to this...
Published : 04.06.1999

Rate: 3.03
Milk The Bull
This bull knows how to get what he wants...
Published : 04.05.1999

Rate: 2.86
Baby Clinton Found
Another lost photo of Bill Clinton...
Published : 04.04.1999

Rate: 2.76
Don't Be Home Late
With this momma waiting for you when you walk in, you better have been on good behavior...
Published : 04.03.1999

Rate: 3.13
Solar Power
Never underestimate the power of the sun, just ask this genius...
Published : 04.02.1999

Rate: 2.71

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