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Elevator flasher
Bing Bong. Watch for the closing door. ...
Published : 05.31.2000
Rate: 2.89
The artist
This guy could have used a sketch artist. ...
Published : 05.30.2000
Rate: 3.00
The morning after
Oh, my aching head. ...
Published : 05.29.2000
Rate: 2.67
Crabgrass
This cow has no luck. ...
Published : 05.28.2000
Rate: 2.07
Bad planning
Thank goodness he has a pot to piss in. ...
Published : 05.27.2000
Rate: 2.70
Condom Sense
You are wearing a condom, right? ...
Published : 05.26.2000
Rate: 3.29
Compulsion
Nice habit. ...
Published : 05.25.2000
Rate: 3.41
Share the covers
Not on your life, honey. ...
Published : 05.18.2000
Rate: 3.16
Let's celebrate
Hey, ouch . . . My penis! ...
Published : 05.16.2000
Rate: 2.76
Pefrect Match
Not the kind of dating service I want to use. ...
Published : 05.15.2000
Rate: 3.47
Who's gassy?
If this was true I would have to give myself frequent flier milage.
Published : 05.12.2000
Rate: 2.72
Goldfish funerals
Kinda like a Mafia funeral, dont you think?
Published : 05.11.2000
Rate: 3.37