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Hold your Breath
I guess the gas stations have also...
Published : 07.31.2000

Rate: 2.53
The Aging Man
Age doesn't just affect a man's feelings for.....
Published : 07.30.2000

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You Are Here!
I wonder if there is a map like this in the anaconda.
Published : 07.29.2000

Rate: 3.05
Accident
I guess living with your mother in law can take a . . .
Published : 07.28.2000

Rate: 3.20
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Im not sure if it's the same by you...
Published : 07.25.2000

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High voltage
Be careful of the wet spot. ...
Published : 07.25.2000

Rate: 2.80
Ugly mice
I would be happy to be blind. ...
Published : 07.21.2000

Rate: 2.63
Big Dog
Big poop ...
Published : 07.20.2000

Rate: 2.95
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I love your brown eye. ...
Published : 07.19.2000

Rate: 2.96
Two weeks notice
I think I will stick around. ...
Published : 07.18.2000

Rate: 2.83
Cat fud
Here kitty kitty. ...
Published : 07.17.2000

Rate: 2.98
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Its not working out is it? ...
Published : 07.16.2000

Rate: 1.24
Mr. Potatohead
Working one out. ...
Published : 07.15.2000

Rate: 2.68
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Not thinking at all. ...
Published : 07.14.2000

Rate: 2.74
Very Sexy Marketing
Is that one of those impulse items...
Published : 07.05.2000

Rate: 3.10
Dying Wish
People think up the craziest things...
Published : 07.03.2000

Rate: 3.06
Buddy Can You Spare a... Contraceptive?
Help the homeless...
Published : 07.02.2000

Rate: 2.49
Final answer?
dont think he had Regis in mind ...
Published : 07.01.2000

Rate: 3.19
Reno's Road Rage
And people wonder why federal taxes are so high...
Published : 07.01.2000

Rate: 2.52

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