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Cold Hand Farmer
Hopefully he has a warm personality...
Published : 08.31.2000

Rate: 2.95
Clean Searches Are Happy Searches
Please be sure to wash your hands!...
Published : 08.30.2000

Rate: 2.38
Taco Bell Dog
Yo quiero Milanta...
Published : 08.29.2000

Rate: 3.03
Masturbation Warning
The following is a warning issued by the AMA regarding ...
Published : 08.28.2000

Rate: 1.70
Hazardous Waist
After eating all that crap they sure....
Published : 08.27.2000

Rate: 3.00
The Finger
Here is a way to tell your neighbors...
Published : 08.26.2000

Rate: 3.21
Meet Santa
These are the results you get when....
Published : 08.25.2000

Rate: 3.03
Poor Elian
Here's what is going to happen after....
Published : 08.24.2000

Rate: 2.72
Elephant Mid Life Crisis
Actually sounds kind of similar to humans...
Published : 08.23.2000

Rate: 1.21
Dog Sitter
If this woman applies for this job....
Published : 08.22.2000

Rate: 1.60
No Peeing allowed
You better watch where you decide...
Published : 08.21.2000

Rate: 1.57
No Gum Chewing
This rule should have gone into effect...
Published : 08.20.2000

Rate: 3.40
A Doctor's Dilemna
If you think the guy on the left feels....
Published : 08.19.2000

Rate: 2.97
Life In The Slow Lane
Do turtles do everything slow?...
Published : 08.18.2000

Rate: 3.30
Plumber's Special
You don't have to be a plumber to .....
Published : 08.17.2000

Rate: 2.02
Laugh Out Loud
She didn't even have to take a drink...
Published : 08.16.2000

Rate: 2.32
Early Ebonics
Here's a historical example...
Published : 08.15.2000

Rate: 3.01
Always have a backup
Just because they wear shirts and ties...
Published : 08.14.2000

Rate: 1.49
Complaint Department
I don't think the complaint department can...
Published : 08.13.2000

Rate: 1.95
Clown Problems
I guess it is hard for a clown...
Published : 08.12.2000

Rate: 2.84
One more for the Road
No more for him he has a long drive...
Published : 08.11.2000

Rate: 2.76
Georgia Schools
Seems as if the Georgia schools are still....
Published : 08.10.2000

Rate: 2.73
Chicken Fried Steak
This would be a hell of a twist....
Published : 08.09.2000

Rate: 2.76
The Joy of Birth
It's a joy when you are are trying....
Published : 08.08.2000

Rate: 2.52
It''s not in the Genes
The apple fell real far from....
Published : 08.07.2000

Rate: 1.96
Home Safety
There is a new form of home safety....
Published : 08.06.2000

Rate: 2.58
Barney Loves You
I guess that old Barney song doesn't get you...
Published : 08.05.2000

Rate: 2.61
Baseball Pun
I think these guys deserve a drink after...
Published : 08.04.2000

Rate: 2.78
Bag Baby
When this lillte tyke was born the doctors....
Published : 08.03.2000

Rate: 3.17
Arnold the Early Years
Little did we know Arnold was a really...
Published : 08.02.2000

Rate: 2.05

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