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34,526 articles November 23, 2009 558,338 postings




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Good Advice!
This chick should take her friend's advice...
Published : 09.30.2000

Rate: 3.68
Give A Dog A Bone
So that's what they do when there's extra...
Published : 09.29.2000

Rate: 3.68
Dr. Strangelove
Are you sure you're an eye doctor?...
Published : 09.28.2000

Rate: 2.80
Pop!!!
I've seen a few sets of "balloons" that looked like they were ready to pop...
Published : 09.27.2000

Rate: 3.54
Fido's Surprise Party
Fido always has the best parties...
Published : 09.26.2000

Rate: 3.78
Phtooewy!
Always be 100% sure where that thermometer has been...
Published : 09.25.2000

Rate: 3.56
Big Joe Penis Enlarger
Reading the instructions would've been a good idea...
Published : 09.24.2000

Rate: 3.49
Hay You!
What are you two doing in there?
Published : 09.23.2000

Rate: 3.56
Killing Your Wife 101
I wonder if this would really work?...
Published : 09.22.2000

Rate: 1.73
My Wino
Taking care of the homeless problem one bum at a time...
Published : 09.21.2000

Rate: 1.64
Is This Your Lawyer?
I'd like to have these guys on my side.
Published : 09.20.2000

Rate: 1.55
Paying Your Respects
Hmmm. I wonder if there is a fine for dumping...if you know what I mean...
Published : 09.19.2000

Rate: 3.08
My Kinda Club
Looks like a great place to hang out in, from the outside...
Published : 09.18.2000

Rate: 2.94
Nintendo On A Higher Level
Nobody's perfect in the world of video games...
Published : 09.17.2000

Rate: 1.24
Before & After
Two views of the same wife...
Published : 09.16.2000

Rate: 3.37
Venture Capital
People are just lining up to throw money at dot-coms...
Published : 09.15.2000

Rate: 3.06
Rumors
"I don't know what you've heard about me..."
Published : 09.14.2000

Rate: 3.82
Died Happy
Can't ask for much more than that...
Published : 09.13.2000

Rate: 3.84
I Can Still Feel Him
I know someone's following me, I just know it...
Published : 09.12.2000

Rate: 2.25
That Question
The question no man wants to be faced with...
Published : 09.11.2000

Rate: 3.60
Damn Clapper
You knew it had to have some bad points...
Published : 09.10.2000

Rate: 3.46
Don't Forget The Sunscreen
You might wind up burnt to a crisp...
Published : 09.09.2000

Rate: 3.42
Bra Stuffing Fiasco
I'm surprised this chick isn't blonde...
Published : 09.08.2000

Rate: 3.15
Help Wanted
Men need not apply...
Published : 09.07.2000

Rate: 3.35
Mom's Worst Nightmare
How many times did she tell you...
Published : 09.06.2000

Rate: 2.75
Daddy?...
The words a father never wants to hear...
Published : 09.05.2000

Rate: 2.69
Microsoft Nazis
We all know Bill Gates wants to take over the world...
Published : 09.04.2000

Rate: 2.69
Good Day Turned Bad
Just when you think things are going your way...
Published : 09.03.2000

Rate: 3.05
Do You Have A Dirty Mind?
How does your mind work...
Published : 09.02.2000

Rate: 3.33
Only The Shadow Knows
Don't be alarmed...
Published : 09.01.2000

Rate: 2.31

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